As Cyril Lignac said: "Japan is like one loves."
course after working with my method you've become a beast in Japanese, but is a Japanese limited. That's wrong. The goal is always to stay yourself, you must uses the Japanese that allows you to find your personality, just like French, able to express yourself in a personal way and to understand your interlocutors more than what you say, let them know who you are.
We will proceed in order of probability:
1) The eternal virgin who is called "otaku " explains at length but it's not a disease and hounds forumjapon for people do not believe he is immature .
- pronoun personnel à utiliser: me jumping to conclusions, I, I
- vocabulaire indispensable: Sukumizu, Lori, Akihabara, Model, Gundam, maid, Comiket
- source du vocabulaire: dessins animés, jeux vidéos, manga
- forme verbale: bamboo, ou la The forme en / Masu
- particules finales: I, I
2) La cosplayeuse qui veut vivre au Japon et se marier avec un beau Japonais (enfin, ce sera pas très dur à trouver, puisque "tous les Japonais sont TRRROOOOOP BBBEEAUUUUUUX! ") et travailler dans un cafe maid .
- pronom personnel à utiliser: I, Oira, son propre prénom
- vocabulaire indispensable: Master, omelet, Akihabara, cat ears, every time Ookini Maid, Nyan
- source du vocabulaire: dessins animés, jeux vidéos, manga, drama
- forme verbale: le keigo , et la forme en I / Masu
- final particles: よん, ね, ニャー
3) Apprentice Kogal who wants to make the mesh and eat to your heart because, frankly, temples and cherry trees, it is 5 minutes, what .
- personal pronoun to use: あたし っす, 私 his own name
- essential vocabulary: や ぱい, 超, 携 帯, and all this, at least. Intensive practice of Verlan.
- source of vocabulary: magazines, dating, shopping, TV shows
- verb: form neutral "shape whore" (© Robert Patrick) adjectives in あい (あい ⇒ ええ), systematic addition of じゃ ない / じゃ ん.
- final particles: っす, よ, ね
4) The apprentice yakuza who think it's cool to tell it, but that too will cry when his mother is the ban residence life or when it will be breaking the 2 legs of a true Japanese ter-ter. Or a Chinese .
- personal pronoun use : I
- vocabulaire indispensable: Hey, motherfucker, ya you, you
- source du vocabulaire: films de Kitano, IWGP , Sukeban deka
- forme verbale: forme neutre, "forme en putain des adjectifs" ( Ai, hey, firstborn, yeah I ⇒), marque l'emphase (I'm) sur toutes les phrases, ajoute block de devant les verbes d'action violente et devant les insultes. Remplace par with one, roule les "r" et les avale systématiquement devant un I (Ru likes ⇒ cramp I'm heaven).
- particules finales: I,'m, I'm
5) La dominatrice qui a décidé que ça commençait à bien foutre ce pays de machos et qu'on allait dresser les Japonais à coups de footjob. L'a pas bossé son JLPT 1 - kyû pour devenir OL, bordel à queue!
- pronom personnel à utiliser: I
- vocabulaire indispensable: Slutty, Footjob Greetings, お 姉さん
- source of vocabulary: the entire filmography 乃 亜
- verb: form です / + keigo ます. Emphasis on shape ~ て あげる and orders ~ なさい.
- final particles: わ, わ よ, わ ね
6) The hunk, who did not need to tell it which compels admiration as he opens his mouth, because he we see that he learns his Kanji other than Famitsu.
- personal pronoun use: 俺
- essential vocabulary: when you are interested in culture, while
is essential - the source of vocabulary: literature, 朝日 新闻, 日 経 新闻, male fashion magazines, television news programs and sports / cultural.
- verb form: all, depending on circumstances.
- final particles: よ, ね
Now you are ready to dazzle the Japan of your radiant personality!
0 comments:
Post a Comment